hahaha - glad to hear that!
I have to admit it was a lot of fun for me too while I was writing this article, so can understand you just fine! 🙂

And yeah, as I said in the article (maybe that detail slipped from your attention) curation reward may vary from almost 0% up to 25%, and as lower it gets the bigger portion arrives in our wallets as author's reward (payment).
But, as curation reward would be another whole chapter I didn't want to go deeper with it as it might just confuse some people. Therefore, I decided to clarify things one by one.