Dog Hair - Freewrite

I wasn't like all the other kids.

Everyone was different, that's true, but nobody was quite as different as I was.

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You see, I have a human body but a dog's head.

I didn't used to have a dog's head.

I was a completely normal boy, but when I was 7 years old I got into an accident involving electricity, a dump truck, and a time machine.

Apparently about 200 years in the future switching your human head for an animal head is quite popular.

It seems like I got transported way into the future and then I sat in a booth where my head was switched with a dog named Repoxulate.

Repoxulate had been searching for a long time for a human who would be willing to switch heads with him.

I didn't want to stay in the future though so I went back to my original time and started attending classes as though I had never been gone.

6th grade is hard when you've got a dog's head because you really want to get involved with the girls right around that age.

It's true they like to pet you and rub your ears but they don't really care to give you a kiss on the mouth very often when they think your name is Rex.

I'm thinking about trying to recreate the accident so that I can go back to the future and try to get my head back.

Don't get me wrong...... there's some pretty cool things involved with having a dog's head.

On the other hand though, nothing really beats the natural head that we come equipped with originally.

I guess what I'm really trying to say here is if you get the opportunity to switch your head out for a dog's head you should probably think twice before doing it.

That is all.