Crypto gays led me to the monsters!
Today I took a leisurely stroll down the tens of Discord servers I have joined and was shocked to find....
Calling the bottom 😱
How did this Server get here? Shit. I've been joined for over a year and never noticed! How drunk was I?!
For the record, I'm not gay, or bisexual, or homophobic, but at this point I was totally confused and surprised to be a member of CryptoGaySingles!
I started checking the name list on the right.....
horny... dungeons... grindr??? 😱😱😱
This was not looking good - I needed to escape! But then I thought, I've only ever added Discord servers via Steem, surely there is an explanation for this?
What? I like chicken OK!
Hmmm. Alright, time to leave, but after a full check of the list of members (not that kind of member), I found a name I'd seen before. Hi @clove71!
Ahhhhh! doh! But it's the 2nd!?
OK so I found the server a day late and I guess these guys were having so much fun that they were enjoying the prank for another day at least. Time to message the boss.....
Crypto gay talk, crypto game talk - obviously!
I initially thought this was another reason to not drink and Steem, not this time though! Phew! 😃
I made a new friend though, and no it isn't 'horny billy'!
@clove71 and I spoke about our confusion, and then following that the conversation moved to #steemmonsters, which is where I recognised her account name from. The last time I was in the top 100 (ages ago!), she seemed to be right up there at the top, and passed on a few handy tips to me regarding strategy and which cards to seek.
And.....
She sent me a bunch of cards! Thank you @clove71, very kind of you!
I do believe she checked my deck and decided the Earth splinter needed a little boost, how kind and cool is that :) This was likely the clue....
No thanks to @rivalzzz, it took me an age to win 5 battles with Earth today to collect my daily rewards. Next time I'm bringing my maxed out Selenia to the party!
So, after a scare to start off with, that worked out pretty well for me in the end! Thanks again @clove71!
Asher
I told you @abh12345. I told you that yesterday loud & clear mate.
¡Watchout! with anything you may read, see, watch, hear, listen, feel, catch, get or perceive throughout these first days of April buddy.
But seems like you refuse to read my clairvoyant Warnings and Advices too often. :p
I should have heeded your advice, this time! :D
Yes, I think so. 'This time', you would have saved yourself a few unbearable shames and blushes on the way. ;)
This was hilarious!!! They got a lot of people! LOL! 😂 Your Selena Sky will be so perfect with the ranged attacks such a nice card!!
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I hope it wasn't just me, phew! :D
Yeah my favourite card i think, but of no use in the daily quests sadly! I bring her out at the end of the season to try and make a late charge for some more reward cards :D
Thank you again for boosting my Earth splinter, very kind of you!
Oh man, that's funny. At least your actually got to the bottom of it and made some cards from it to boot!!
well and truly to the
of it.
Do I need to pay for the use of your Buttocks?
Haha, oh no. Them buttocks are on me!! :0D
How many times a day do you end up saying that?
On average about 4... 5 on a good day :0D
That's something I'd like to hear you shout in the town square! I will be recording from a safe distance :D
HAHAHA, yeah, I demand to be filmed!!!
100% vote from dtube for sure, unless it has to be tagged nsfw :O
Thats so funny!!!🍆🍆🍆🍌🍌🍌🤣😂🤣😂 horny billy!!! Brother, i would have just deleted it and went and took a shower..😁 Props to you for being brave enough to figure things out. @simplymike and i were just talking about stuffs thats on the internet. She will get a kick out of this if she hasnt already been here. Great April's fools joke though!!!
Would that be a hot or cold shower? :D
The internet can be a scary place huh!
Cold...obviously.....just based off the first picture in your post.😁
I'm not following you there, @johndoer123 - but in my defense: it is still early... ;0)
I just thought you would enjoy(laugh) about ashers story. That is all.😁
I thought it was hilarious... who would ever have thought about getting a happy ending after visiting a gay Discord server?
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Lmao! I'm not so much into April fool's, but this one's a great one. Ending up in a gay server, and getting a happy ending... it's not something that happens every day, lol.
Very nice of @clove71 to send you those cards. Not that I think you needed them, because you bashed me up pretty hard this morning :0)
Steady! :D :D
I need all the cards! Dave sent me a nice Giant too, which reminds me - I need to do something nice today to get another card!
Like you don't do something nice every day. Just pick one ;0)
Today has been a dry day for kindness, I've got nothing! :O
I find that hard to believe, but I do know all about not seeing it yourself, lol.
When Dave made the post he said something like I would probably be able to come up with 10 things before noon... Maybe he was right... still, I couldn't think of any. Still can't, actually. Glad I have such a strong SM deck myself, lol.
haha... I saw the quote and wondered wtf? so decided I'd see just what you've been doing to make that comment :joy
and yes you do need to do something nice, this is your chance... the cards are waiting ;)
I've got nothing to show for today!
What about some long-standing delegations?
well that will work ;)
What card do you prefer for today?
Serpent of the Flame or Flesh Golam would be sweet! Like them both as the tank!
I only had a level 5 fleshie, so I sent you that and also a full max Serpent... you get a twofer since you got that amazing FOG delegation in there ;)
Lovely! Will test them out quickly before bed. Thanks Dave!
Laughed my ass off
this is 2019 its ok. we will always love you 🤣😂😂😜
whhahahaha
share your first ........
am I in the wrong place, apologies ...whhaaaahahahaha
haha :D :D
They did well I have to admit, and I don't mind sharing my foolishness :D
They did real well hahaha
If we can’t laugh at ourselfs once in a while what would be the point of it all.
Ha, ha, ha! That's genius @abh12345. I'd be more than happy to contribute to such a channel if I ended up with all those cards from @clove71!
I hate to say it but maybe all those losses weren't to do with your deck. 😂 Just saying . . .
And yep. I'm jealous as ****!
About the cards I mean rather than the huge . . . hen. 😂
What are you trying to tell me?! :P
ha! :D
Well I have some of these for you to try and take the green eye away!
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What? Eh?
I think I worked out the green bit as in "stop feeling jealous" but what is the "those" to which you refer?
p.s. any dates for a trip to the UK yet?
p.p.s thanks for the tokens. Ah. I got it. I think. Those tokens are the "those" to which you refer. swift as grease lightning I am! 😂
Now that is funny! :)
Funny now, but a 'oh shit what did I do' moment was had!
I love the comment with are you looking for huge ....? Would have been good to see Boom in there for a while. Best April fools I have seen for a while and very well done. At least it shows there is a sense of humor on this place.
Boom would have taken his cane and buttocks and given those boys a lesson - which they may well have enjoyed? :)
I am sure they would have liked that. He worries me if we all go out drinking one day. It will be an experience we will never forget.
I think it would be a great day out, just think about those Mango beers you'll be forced to chug!
I'd love to join!
I think we all would. Maybe one of these days.