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I have to confess, I like to get my meatloaf from our local grocery store deli... a few hours after they close. The ketchup has the texture of dried glue, and the meatloaf itself is like shoe leather. You can eat it without utensils and your hands are still completely dry and clean.

I suspect it is a diagnosable condition similar to those people who eat laundry detergent.

I hope people who work at our grocer never see this. They might be cross with you.