A Plethora of Fluffy Butts

in #fluffybuttsofsteem6 years ago (edited)

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Guess What?

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Chicken Butt!

Guess Who?

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Surprisingly not much chicken poo...

Which is why they are the Fluffy Butts!

And not the poopy butts

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I couldn't get a very good photo of Mr. Pendock's #fluffybutt, but look at those gorgeous colours on his wing and tail feathers, wow.

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It's alright, the ladies got enough fluffiness going on to make up for all the boys.

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Except maybe for poor Batman, she's just finished moulting and her tail feathers are only beginning to grow back. Poor Batman...

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Fanny

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This little leghorn is also moulting...not so fluffy yet, but at least there's no bald patches anymore.

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Gracie with the big white easter egger/leghorn mix Tomato.
Do I get extra points for getting 2 in 1 photo?

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I really wanted to admire John Cena's wing as well. Isn't that gold flecking just gorgeous?

Big Smokie

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What do you think #SteemFam, does Smokie compete with the ladies for the fluff factor? Comment if you dare...

And check out those spurs, he's a full on Cock now, at least there's no question about that!

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These may make a nice addition to my next movie about UknowHoo: Sheepless in Seattle, but I'm not convinced of the title yet. I may have to substitute Blacksburg for Seattle. Of course no Chickens will be injured during filming and UknowHoo will do his own stunts.

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

I like fluffy butts, and I cannot lie
You other humans can't deny
When a chick walls by from an itty bitty coop and a round thing instead of poop
We get FED

+1 for dorkiest thing I've heard in over a year.

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

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Wooo look at all those fluffy butts! ♥

I cant delete my comment now to get rid of the ensuing garbage! I have downvoted a few of these comments, but I cant get rid of them, Im so sorry!

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

Saint Thorlak saw that all was good :-) Our ducks started brooding!

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

My cousin has a couple of chickens down in the Surrey area in a small chicken coup. They’re interesting animals for sure.

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

This post reminded me of this tune LOL!

My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)

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My name is Lyndsay. I'm from Canada, I raise two retarded children and suck strangers cock for a few Steem per day. All of my comments are fucking unoriginal because, well, like I said, my kids are retarded and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I have no friends other than the few I shill for, but hey, if their cock is dirty enough, Ill suck it too.


(I'm not this good, but, a girl can dream, right??)