A Confused Fisherman

A Confused Fisherman desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It is a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Confused Fisherman craved for a melon that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

A Confused Fisherman craved for a pen that they would worship. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Fisherman craved for a ball that they sometimes hug. It is a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

A Confused Fisherman desired a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

A Confused Fisherman always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.