My Stupid Fisherman

My Stupid Fisherman desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Fisherman searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Stupid Fisherman always kept a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Fisherman found a custard pie that they would share. It would have been a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

My Stupid Fisherman owned a melon to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Fisherman desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.