The Cute Fisherman

The Cute Fisherman always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Fisherman found a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Cute Fisherman found a teapot that they would share. It would be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Cute Fisherman always carried a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Cute Fisherman craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Fisherman always kept a tomato that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.