My Bum Loving Fisherman

My Bum Loving Fisherman needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an original thought, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Fisherman carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Fisherman owned a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Fisherman always kept a tomato that they would often sit and look at. It would be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Fisherman searched for a sponge that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Fisherman desperately desired a sword that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A sword was the item that was chosen.