The Ugly Fisherman

The Ugly Fisherman carried a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Ugly Fisherman always had with them a ball that they would demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Fisherman needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Fisherman carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Ugly Fisherman found a bat that they liked to hug. This seems a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

The Ugly Fisherman searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.