My Confused Fish

My Confused Fish wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

My Confused Fish desired a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Fish owned a bat that they would worship. It would have been a curious action, to most, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Fish always kept a mug that they would share. It would have been a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Fish desperately needed a bat to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Fish craved for a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Fish, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.