My Confused Fish

My Confused Fish desperately wanted a CD player that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Fish desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Confused Fish always kept a cucumber to eat. It might be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Fish desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Fish wanted a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Confused Fish always carried a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was simply life. A set square would be the chosen thing.