My Fat Fish

My Fat Fish always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

My Fat Fish wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It would have been an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Fat Fish desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Fish desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

My Fat Fish always had with them a ball to worship. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Fish always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.