A Big Fish

A Big Fish always kept a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Big Fish had a sword that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

A Big Fish carried a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

A Big Fish desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Fish desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Big Fish desired a hat that they liked to experiment on. It might have been an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.