Bed bugs Corporation : How we made Trillion dollars with bedbugs
In 2010, when i was moved to Bangalore, i stayed in mens hostel. My room was full of bedbugs and dirty. I become friend with vidyasagar, who was student and my roommate. Everyday we struggled with bedbugs. They bite and sucked all our bloods. We killed in bunches using all tricks, but these bugs keep reproduces and come again with more strengths. We decided to approach it in different way, we both have some experience in becoming friends with other animals like dog, cats, cows and we were good in train them. The idea is to make bedbugs as friends and train them. After few weeks of struggle, we become good friends with them and it stopped bite us. All of them start spend free time with us. But human bloods are their food. So it started to bite others more to get their food.
One day one of my close friend wants blood for surgery urgently. He is poor and don't have money to buy blood. As me and vidhya were jobless and don't have money, we thought of using those bedbugs to suck o+ blood from other guys in same hostel and fill a bottle in our room. Surprisingly it filled half litre in 1 hour. It gave us idea of sucking others blood and sale in hospital. So we bought few bottles, Each bottles are in different color to represent different blood groups. Mean time we started to give accommodation to 1000s of bedbugs in our room and trained them. Daily we send all these bedbugs to other rooms in hostel to suck blood, and fill our bottles. We started getting good money. We sold all those bloods to hospitals. Slowly we assigned role to bedbugs, some become team leaders, some become trainers, some become helpers. As we know well that who lacks blood (since our army sucks their blood), we started to sell bloods to those who have lower blood counts.
We started to expand all PGs in south Bangalore and then entire Bangalore. And to houses and apartments later. We recruited lot of delivery guys, their job is to collect the bloods from each apartments, hostel, hotels, schools and fill in our big blood tank. Mean time we wants to use more technology, So we created a nano chip, which is embedded into humans body by our bugs. These internet connected chip report to our server about the blood level and other health issues of everyone. And we embedded chips in all our bedbugs too, So we can give them more disciplined instructions and helped us to manage them efficiently. Using these technology, we gather smart data of who needs blood and when needs it. So it help us to sell all the bloods quickly. Our revenue started million dollars per day in Bangalore alone. The business logic is simple. Suck humans blood, put them in such physical condition, so they needs blood urgently to live, sale them for good money. Leave him for a while, and again suck and sale.
As business grows all over India and outside, We started to build lot of big dams to store the bloods. With in 3 years. Almost everyone in planet earth become our vendors and customers. Yes, this is first business where vendors and customers are same person. But logistics become very painful. collecting and storing blood, finding customers, selling to them, training our army. Too many tasks. Serving 7 billion people and managing more than 70 billion bedbugs are not easy task. So we decided to make all automated. We launched IOS and android apps which communicates with the chips inside human body. So the app predicts when he needs blood. He/she can order blood from phone and pay. We connected each house / hostel with blood supply pipe with syringe at end. When he / she pays, blood will be available in connected syringe in his home. We started to open lot of blood stations. Which is similar to gas stations where you can pay and fill. We hired lot of chicken poultry farms to grow and train bedbugs. Entire world become crazy now. Everyone got bitten by bugs. Some guys started to know our business model and tried to start their own bedbugs business. Apple Invested 100 billion dollars of cash to create their own version of bedbugs business. They grown and trained billions of such bedbugs. But we used our spy/HR bedbugs and brainwash the apple’s bedbugs to join our team. Apple CEO shell shocked. After invest 100 billion $, not a single bedbug was with them. Since our army become double strength. We reached the position that we cant grow anymore. And half of the bedbugs don't have job. We named our company BBC (Bed Bugs corporation) and when BBC media tried to sue us for using same name. We send billions of bedbugs to show our strength. Then BBC sold us their brand. With trillions of dollars in hand. We started buying small countries one by one. We started to add another service with our existing platform.
- Diabetes cleaner : We used our trained bugs to suck only the sugars from their body.
- Weight loss : We used our bugs to suck extra fat from people.
Using these 2 services we almost removed obesity and diabetes from earth.
Huh.
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P.S I wrote this same story long ago in my personal blog. And please adjust with my english. Follow me in steemit for more fictions and thoughts about blockchain.
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