Did you say head chefs?

I would say something right here, but I’ve been practicing my PC’s and PQ’s for 10 weeks now and forgot who does and who doesn’t have thick skin on this platform. I’m still not saying anything so I don’t know what you think you’re reading.

I was gonna say something about you sure are funny but I don’t want you to think I think you’re a clown or anything so I won’t say it. I don’t know if I should say anything about your sixth tag, either, because I don’t want anyone reading this to get their butt feelings hurt.

Your husband is The Luckiest Guy I Know! That reminds me, I was gonna tell you how hot you look in that drawing of yourself at the end of your article (hotter than your last paragraph), but my wife might be reading this and I don’t want her to verbally kick your virtual azz.

I was gonna say if you cut this down to one or two paragraphs and maybe quote one sentence from one book you might get the big votes—never mind, there’s a three picture limit on those. Good thing I didn’t say it!