Whats the "fattest" thing you have ever done!?! As a skiy, regular or fatty!?

Let me go first! I was busted making brownie batter disappear...by eating it most of it. when i was a young worthog, my guardian came home to me eating the batter, which was unacceptable due to "raw eggs" which I know now peolpe eat sometimes. I was forced to cook what was left...which can only be described as about 1. Whats yours? Coment for more fat things I have done as adult in secret....hooray happy