A Tired Elf

A Tired Elf desperately needed a cup that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Elf owned a block of cheese to eat. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Elf desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Tired Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Elf craved for a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Tired Elf needed a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.