Her Scary Elf

Her Scary Elf always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Scary Elf owned a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary Elf often carried a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Scary Elf desperately needed a pen that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Elf desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Scary Elf desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.