The Unusual Elf

The Unusual Elf needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Elf had a helmet that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Unusual Elf owned a pen that they liked to sleep with. It should have been an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Elf craved for a block of cheese to eat. It might be a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be stunning. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Elf desired a melon that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.