Her Scary Elf

Her Scary Elf wanted a pen that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It should be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Her Scary Elf desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Elf always kept a magic 8 ball to drop. It would have been a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Scary Elf needed a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

Her Scary Elf wanted a set of lego to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.