The Lonely Elf

The Lonely Elf carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. It is an original exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Lonely Elf desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Lonely Elf searched for a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It might be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Lonely Elf often carried a bat that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

The Lonely Elf craved for a crown to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Elf had a sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It was a strange thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.