His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf desperately searched for a hat that they would throw. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would throw. It would have been a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Blue Elf owned a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Blue Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Elf desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Blue Elf had a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.