Orange Elf

Orange Elf always kept a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It would be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Orange Elf desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally share. It is an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Orange Elf craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Orange Elf desperately desired a little monkey that they would break. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Orange Elf had a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. It was an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Elf desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.