His Famous Elf

His Famous Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Famous Elf desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Famous Elf found a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Famous Elf desperately searched for a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

His Famous Elf desperately searched for a teapot that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Famous Elf looked for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A sword was the chosen item.