Troubled Elf

Troubled Elf found a can of Tango that they would embrace. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Troubled Elf had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Troubled Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often break. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Troubled Elf often carried a cup to put on his head. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Elf always kept a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

Troubled Elf always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.