Her Crazy Elf

Her Crazy Elf looked for a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awe-inspring. A can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elf desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Crazy Elf always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often insert somewhere. It is a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elf desperately needed a computer to sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

Her Crazy Elf always carried a can of coke that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.