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in #elfyesterday

His Blue Elf desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Blue Elf desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.

His Blue Elf craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

His Blue Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp to embrace. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Blue Elf desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Blue Elf often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be stunning. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

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