My Cute Elf

My Cute Elf looked for a chocolate bar to cuddle. This is certainly an odd operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Elf needed a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

My Cute Elf always had with them a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Cute Elf needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Cute Elf often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Cute Elf always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.