Her Orange Elf

Her Orange Elf carried a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Elf searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Her Orange Elf always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Her Orange Elf had a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Elf desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Elf desperately desired a bag of poop that they would embrace. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.