The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It should be a funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf often carried a sword to experiment on. This seems an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Elf always kept a custard pie to break. It would be a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie of all things.

The Talented Elf looked for a set of lego to throw. It might be an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.