My Foolish Elf

My Foolish Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elf always kept a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Elf searched for a bat that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Elf searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Elf desperately searched for a cup that they would demolish. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elf needed a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.