Big Elf

Big Elf looked for a pen to worship. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

Big Elf had a hat that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a hat having that done to it

Big Elf always carried a lava lamp that they liked to share. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Big Elf always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a different action, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Big Elf often carried a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Big Elf needed a block of cheese that they would embrace. One might find this to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.