Her Talented Elf

Her Talented Elf searched for a wig that they liked to smash. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Talented Elf craved for a Harry Potter wand to smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

Her Talented Elf carried a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Her Talented Elf carried a teapot that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A teapot of all things.

Her Talented Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Talented Elf always had with them a set of lego that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.