The Stupid Elf

The Stupid Elf owned a computer to worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf desired a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

The Stupid Elf desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes break. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Stupid Elf craved for a bottle of coke that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Stupid Elf carried a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.