Their Foolish Elf

Their Foolish Elf always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Elf always kept a bag of poop to put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Their Foolish Elf desired a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Foolish Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Elf craved for a mug that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Elf desperately desired a set square to break. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.