The Jolly Elf

The Jolly Elf owned a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Elf desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Elf had a helmet that they would hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Elf found a hat that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Elf desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Elf found a radiator that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.