A Depressed Elf

A Depressed Elf looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Elf always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Elf desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Depressed Elf owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Depressed Elf wanted a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Elf desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.