The Hungry Elf

The Hungry Elf had a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Hungry Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Hungry Elf always had with them a hat to rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Elf desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Hungry Elf always kept a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a different idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.