The Confused Elf

The Confused Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Elf desperately desired a mug that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

The Confused Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

The Confused Elf craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Confused Elf desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Confused Elf owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.