Cute Elf

Cute Elf found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Cute Elf wanted a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A radiator being the chosen thing.

Cute Elf looked for a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

Cute Elf desperately searched for a melon to smash. It was a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Cute Elf found a bag of flour that they would annihilate It should be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour having that done to it

Cute Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes break. This seems a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be entertaining. A can of coke is the thing to select.