My Bewildered Elf

My Bewildered Elf found a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Elf always carried a tomato to experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Elf craved for a computer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Elf carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Bewildered Elf desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

My Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.