Fat Elf

Fat Elf desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.

Fat Elf carried a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Fat Elf had a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Fat Elf owned a crown that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Fat Elf owned a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Fat Elf craved for a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be entertaining. A cheese grater being the item selected.