My Naughty Elf

My Naughty Elf always kept a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

My Naughty Elf owned a pen that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.

My Naughty Elf wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Elf desired a set of lego that they would experiment on. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Naughty Elf carried a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.