My Boring Elf

My Boring Elf owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

My Boring Elf needed a stapler that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

My Boring Elf searched for a melon that they sometimes drop. It would have been an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

My Boring Elf desperately needed a bat that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Elf carried a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Boring Elf looked for a cheese grater to play with. It might have been an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it