The Lonely Elf

The Lonely Elf carried a stapler that they would often play with. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Elf owned a melon that they would sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

The Lonely Elf needed a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Elf desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Elf always kept a rubber johnny that they would often play with. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Lonely Elf found a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.