Their Scary Elf

Their Scary Elf desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Scary Elf owned a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Their Scary Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Elf found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It was a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Elf had a can of Tango that they liked to break. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Elf carried a stapler that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.