Their Red Elf

Their Red Elf often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Red Elf desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Their Red Elf always kept a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Their Red Elf often carried a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

Their Red Elf wanted a mug that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

Their Red Elf had a set square that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.