A Fat Elf

A Fat Elf desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Elf had a bottle of wine to sleep with. It should be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Fat Elf needed a pen that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

A Fat Elf desired a tomato that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a tomato of all things.

A Fat Elf searched for a computer that they would sometimes eat. It would be a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

A Fat Elf owned a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.