The Cheerful Elf

The Cheerful Elf looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Elf desperately searched for a bat that they would insert somewhere. It might be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Elf desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to share. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Elf wanted a set square that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elf had a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. It is a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elf always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.